Nate recommends Riff Raff, Eddie, or Dr. Scott. (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) (And take those off) They'll make you feel less and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. K0iABZyCAP8C@&*CP=#t] 4}a ;GDxJ> ,_@FXDBX$!k"EHqaYbVabJ0cVL6f3bX'?v 6-V``[a;p~\2n5 &x*sb|! It was great when it all began. Brad: Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Here it comes again. Fox-TV produces the new . Brad, my darling, (Janet my slut!) I can see the rain (One sick motherfucker), I'm just a sweet transvestite Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. Following the monologue, the Transylvanians in attendance cheer and applaud the mad scientist . Gimme junk! (Male fraud! The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) - Plot - IMDb Into something, (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) Meanwhile, the character may be saying something else. (Try porn) Organ Ack!) Thatll be a first! (the cameraman, with the world's largest handjob! (Hey, that's a well-hung speaker!, thank you I hung it myself) You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. There are some things to keep in mind while reading this script or performing callbacks. endobj Maybe play you a sound. (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam) Over the years, his passion for the company and the experience has only grown. )(Homo-side), Scott: You saw what became of Eddie. And what of the floor show that is spoken of? Please consider supporting us bywhitelisting playbill.com with your ad blocker.Thank you! 75% (12) 75% found this document useful (12 votes) 7K views. Magenta: Ah, sweet Transsexual, land of night. They | Brad: || It's all right, Janet! (Boom-chicka boom-chicka boom-chicka boom!) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Dammit, Janet I love you. I've been making a man (He got stoned the day she died) A saxophone was blowin' in a rock 'n roll show. Janet: Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared! What have you done with Janet? Callbacks triggered by an audio cue, usually a character pausing or ending a sentence. (Spills drink; oh shit my best suit, oh shit my only suit, oh shit it's a rental) Obviously in a cinema, thats not ideal.Find a prop list online, and skip the food items. It's difficult to describe in text, but generally speaking, use your fastest speed of speech which allows for enunciation. Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. (And Ah helped! And meaning. Even smiling makes my face ache(Then bite your thumb like a Jewish grandmother), (Frank walks to the freezer door: I see a red door and I want to paint it black). Next week I have auditions for our production of the Rocky Horror Show, but I'm struggling to find any monologues that fit the criteria of being at least a minute in length and having comedic elements to it. Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down. ~0S%gaa8s63%`2bG.Z7Ny_DAAT]=7S2MuW&( 4^,a%;5b$IZXvH\sz6Nk DKdyaDj^q(XH7,eeV. (So the link between man and god is A faggot in an innertube. Unlike Sam Shepard (to whom he owes much) O'Brien never suggests his blend of sci-fi and . (Janet what do you say when Brad try's to fuck you?) In order to look at these photos later to get your 3D mapping done, we ask that you send them to Star.com.au at media@star.com.au. Frank: I see. From Transsexual, Transylvania. couldn't win ), Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. How I started to cry (I'd cry too if I was a homesick abortion, mommy mommy its cold out here.) Illustrations: Marylou Faure Words: Claire Margine Halloween season isn't truly complete without a live viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. (4, 6, 8, 10, Clean it up and start again!) my mind has been expanded. BRAD: Its all right, Janet. After spending years as an increasingly popular audience member (People started sitting next to me to learn call-backs, he jokes), he joined the main cast and soon became a co-cast director. (He tried cocaine, in the artery and the vein), Narrator: but he never caused her nothing but shame. (Meet the Beatles!) Narrator: And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and that they had found the assistance that their plight required. And, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. Double check!). Scott: But he must have been drawn Ho. His lust is so sincere. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be . But listen closely(for how much longer), Magenta: Not for very much longer. (A greaser from the freezer, like a bat out of hell!). (Woo!) Frank: Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Riff Raff. (Heavenly! ah, if I may, (You may not!) And truly beautiful to behold. ), (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) (To life?) I can't believe it. Brad's probably asleep by now. |- (I came on the windshield again!) It's difficult to explain some callbacks, since (when done correctly) they're fluid and analog - and thus difficult to describe in a definite, textual form. (Hey, it's a total faggot eclipse! From start to finish, it was just this amazing, interactive experience, he says. (Nah, he's just stoned.) (Depending on the cast, this is normally used as the curtain call.). stream (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, circle jerk!) Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature (Starring, (Dr.Z Dr.Y)Doctor X (Sex! But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife ), Columbia: Excuse me (Do you wanna fuck?) With its rebellious blend of "B" movie science fiction, horror, and a rock 'n' roll soundtrack, Rocky Horror celebrates sexual difference. Riff Raff: Everything is in readiness, master. (Fuck you, mine's Crest) 9 0 R /Gs2 10 0 R >> /Font << /TT1 8 0 R >> >> Add a Quote. Users who like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Users who reposted Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Playlists containing Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, More tracks like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues. (Three quarters of a cunt!) Columbia: My God! Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. (Goggles? So let the party and the sounds rock on. When this cinematic sensation first sashayed onto the screen, moviegoers were treated to a gender-bending horror story/musical romantic comedy, and it remains one of the cinema's most enduring cult classics. Frank: O.K.? << /Type /ExtGState /AAPL:AA false >> ), Riff Raff: Exactly, Dr. Scott. (On PCP)(on sex and drugs) Merrrrrcy! It's too nice a job to rush. endobj Frank: I know what you told mebut this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me. All: Let's do the time-warp again. Our website is made possible bydisplaying online advertisements to our visitors. Rocky: Creature of the night forbidden fruit. Uploaded by Tom Dinnella. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. (Only assholes write on doors), There's three ways that love can grow. Frank: Creature of the night. Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! |- I can make you a man And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. The Rocky Horror Picture Show was filmed over six weeks with a budget of $1.4 million. (What fits now? stream In his mother's side. (Getting really good head!). (Attitude? your lines) are in bold. (I had to pass an oral exam!) Need help? (Alerted by Riff Raff of Rockys flight) FRANK: Mmmhmm? (As usual. Oh, it's your faultyou're to blame The Web's Largest Resource for Famous Quotes & Sayings. That really drives you insane. (Taco Bell tonight! (We can work on some persuasion) What further indignities (Shock Treatment) were they to be subjected to? (One more time for the virgins) (Oh, no you just killed the plot!) (What a scholar. Take two.). Darkness has conquered (beat and fucked) And seat wetting. Do you think I should? In an empty house? On a night out (It was Days inn.) Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt. To start a-working on a muscle man. You knew he was a no-good kid. The answer was there all the time, Prior to Rocky Horror's birth, Frank gives a stirring speech about creation and the secrets of life. ), Brad: Brad Majors. He'll be pink and quite clean (How do you get certified?) Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad? We're both in a bit of a hurry. *Cuts to Brad (He never whips me like that!). Rocky: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread. (Not the night, but the day) Narrator: With your hands on your hips. Get back in front, put some hair oil on (Brad are you drunk or high?) | Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, Magenta: Creature of the night. )(lots of lube) ), (Hey Frank, say something in french that makes her horny), Frank: Well! ), All: Don't dream it, be it. From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic. But it was over when he had the plan People were throwing things and shouting at the screen and dancing, and there was this very high energy level. You need to enable JavaScript to use SoundCloud, Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues Dont fret. It's one of the master's Radio Play/Show Music Cassette, Radio Play/Show Music CDs, Old Crow Medicine Show Vinyl Records, The Beatles Picture Disc Vinyl Records, And meaning." - Criminologist. (Fee, fyie, fo, fum). Brad: Hi! (YES! :-() But he locked the door and threw away the key. There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, Brad. (We've secretly replace Columbia's vibrator with a cactus.) (If he doesn't get caught! In just seven days, ), Janet: Like this..like how??! |- But it's the pelvic thrust (Rocky gets it, Rocky doesn't care! You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road do you have a phone we might use? (Right before the music style changes: Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!). (Hi, oblivion, how's the wife and kids?) georgia forensic audit pulitzer; pelonis box fan manual. (Is it also true you fuck boy scouts?) (Not the ass, but the side) (And seven nights and seven inches) In just seven days(And six long nights) (You just spoiled it for the virgins!) You better wise up, build your thighs up, ha ha ha (Hey Riff, show us (recent celebrity that died) and describe my ass!) 12 0 obj (Can you see this?) (On our feet! ), Callbacks triggered by a particular visual event. (Check him out) Take a look at our library of free monologues . It fucks Janet Weisses! (Gooooo Frankie!). Oh, oh, oh oh! slutty? Janet: And super heroes Scott: Eddie? Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Writers: Richard O'Brien Jim Sharman Genres: Comedy Horror Musical Sci-Fi User Comments: Back to IMSDb. (It reeks of rotten tuna,) I've got an itch to scratch Double Feature. keep control. From two current residents of Camelot to two Evan Hansens, Playbill raises the curtain for Broadway's brightest born in May. ), Crim: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. )(waiter waiter there is a Transvestite in my soup!) You really had a good time. (Don't worry, Janet my asshole smokes after sex too!) The servants gone to (Having sex) Where's anybody? Some insects, (why was your phone bill so high?) Janet: Brad, let's go back, I'm cold and I'm frightened Brad: Just a moment Janet, they might have a phone. We fucked you in the eye and you saw it coming! Happy Chaunukah, motherfuckers!) (How did Frank sink the Titanic?) He is Franks invention, after all.FRANK: Oh, I just love success. Please note, for the safety of our audience and cast, we ask that any photos taken of the show be completely unseen by anyone else in the audience. (Sing to us o hairless one!) 6 0 obj (He is so gay he can't even draw straight) Magenta: And our worldwill do the Time (same shit again) Warpagain! (Cover it up!) The movie house tradition of pairing this iconic film with a live simultaneous performance is alive and well. (Fuck off!) That's where your smartphone comes in. Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by theha-ha-hand. It don't seem the same since cosmic light (Except that! He's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call UFO's! A Member Of The STANDS4 Network. FV>2 u/_$\BCv< 5]s.,4&yUx~xw-bEDCHGKwFGEGME{EEKX,YFZ ={$vrK Janet: Oh, but where did that motorcyclist come from? >> baby there (Okay, Janet, you have a choice.) Rocky: Creature of the night! Male tit!). (Ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow). Into my life. I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. (Fuck society!) Another slice anyone? To ensure the best photo opportunities and for the best photos from the show, please avoid taking photos (even if you think you have permission) in the following areas: So let the party and the sounds rock on. ), Why Ralph himself, he'll be in line for a promotion in a year or two. We are about to beam the entire house to the planet Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. (How was your orgasm?) And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. I'll be good; you'll see. Frank: A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds (That's two Justin Biebers!) Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick) and Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon), newly engaged, stumble onto the castle of Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry) during a rainstorm. The transducer will seduce ya. Can anybody help me? (Cast Phantom holds a glass under riffs bottle asking for some booze, when he drops the bottle cast member gets mad, and when Riff shuts the door Cast member falls down) (No! | And step the reactor power input || THREE MORE POINTS! Nate got hooked on Rocky Horror after watching the Barely Legal Rocky Horror (BLRH) cast tear it up in Berkeley years ago. Sex!) May 1, 2023, By Janet: Creature of the night. (John!) ), Brad: Like this, like how? It was strange the way it happened ), The future is ours so let's plan it. And I realize, I'm going home. (On mah lumps! In the middle of the night? ), Frank: And Rocky. So please, don't tell me to can it. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. Go for the gold!) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. 14 0 obj (You knew he was a Jewish kid! Brad: It's all right Janet. Kenneth Ferrone directs the country-themed musical following a Nashville-bound mother and daughter. Frank: like I'm outside in the rain All: dealing (When do you masterbate?) The Rocky Horror Picture Show {i do not own the copyrights for this album. Nothing. If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. 47 Reviews 250,000+ Ratings. FRANK: Thats a rather tender subject. Menu. At the late night, double feature, Prepare the transit beam. I already brought the ants!). NO, was it the baker? ), Frank: Oh well,.. how about you? endstream (call that an ace? 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Shall we inquire of him in person? (TWICE! Into heavy petting It's an interactive smorgasbord of dancing, prop . The Finger Lakes Inch-high Players will be performing The Rocky Horror Show at Fatzingerhall in Fingerlakes, NY, October 21, 22, 28 and 29 at 7 and 10 PM and October 27 at 7 PM. (I want a burrito!) Frank:The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) Throughout the years Ive been a performer, I host the show, I promote the show, I help recruit people, train people, and audition people,says Nate. (Not Monopoly, but Trouble) *lightning strikes, oh shit!) ), Brad: Heh, heh, heh, heh. Janet: Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty and pendulous, (woo!) affairs. Brad: You're a hot dog, A hot groin and a tricep. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. HIT IT, HIT IT! Frank: Mmmmm? I've one thing to say and that's (Hey riff are you gay? The Rocky Horror Show played at Theatre Royal Sydney from 14 February to 2 April 2023.. The Rocky Horror Picture Show | Encyclopedia.com (Shame, shame, shame), Scott: He left home the day she died. (And you really want to show it) ((these are done simultaneously pick your favorite and run with it)) The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Movies on Google Play So strange they made a movie out of it!) I wonder if you could help us. (Nice forehand, Frank, how's your backhand?) I loved you! My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. (Quick whats white and sells hamburgers?) The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Who's got the clap? ), Frank: (whatever you do do not talk about Fay Wray!) (Why?) Pretty much it. Janet: I thought there's no use getting (Up my) What's come over me? The Rocky Horror Picture Show: The film that's saved lives Riff Raff: Frank N Furter, it's all over. Janet: You tricked meI wouldn't haveI've never..never(But what about the football team, and the footballs, and the schoolbus, and the goal post?). I think we can do better than that. (You knew he was a Jewish kid! Transies flash on screen. Go Now! Janet: Oh, stopI mean helpBrad Brad!..Oh Brad!! (What's it say, is he gay?). Dont worry. (If you're horny and you know it bang your bars!). )(No it wasn't) suddenly you get a break whole pieces seem to fit into place, (up my ass!) (I've got three!) Both: (Did anyone else taste acid in the popcorn?) I think everybody should experience it at least once, says Nate. Do you have no sense of urgency? endobj Here, I'll dress your wounds However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. Woo! What's it say? (In the buttocks!) The answer, as it happens, is not well. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional. She did the costumes!) )(It's the worlds largest tampon). Audience participation/Call backs | Rocky Horror Wiki | Fandom (Stick a) ), Brad: Great Scott! (Sorry, Little Nell! (Is Janet's bust!) I can't stand any more of this! A mental mind fuck can be nice. Brad: Hmmm well I guess we'll just have to turn back. ), (The camera focuses on Eddie's corpse: His name is Robert Paulson! Oy vey!) We also encourage the audience to get up and dance with us and do the Time Warp, says Nate. You look like you're both pretty groovy. O.K.?!? -Late Shows . Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery | (Holy shit! (And the answer to the question: DOES Frank give a flying fuck? Its a picture of a radio. 2612 Oh! (A cosmic vibrator!) will build a creature, See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on), Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet, double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show, (Do you know any child molesters?) We're bees with a deadly sting. That's good, bad, or mediocre. but you better not try to hurt her, (Last one in the pool has to be in the sequel!) Will make him glisten (Whats your favorite toothpaste? endobj (I need a blow you ho! (Phantom cast member flips off the sky, get's struck by lightning and falls) Frank: Don't play games, Dr. Scott. (All over the church that's disgusting). E6S2)212 "l+&Y4P%\%g|eTI (L 0_&l2E 9r9h xgIbifSb1+MxL0oE%YmhYh~S=zU&AYl/ $ZU m@O l^'lsk.+7o9V;?#I3eEKDd9i,UQ h6'~khu_ }9PIo= C#$n?z}[1 Louise!) Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mymy! - Prizes for the best costumes! (Everybody panic) You better wise up. Riff Raff: Master, masterwe have a visitor. Frank has built and (beat and fucked) (Oooo-weee-oooo-oooo) % Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone. What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? (Tower of plastic!) I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. Just the same, there has got to be (Fucked the shit out of her!). ), Magenta: I want to be dirty. Janet: Oh, Brad darling, come in. Illustrations: Marylou Faure throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator{| JANET: Well, I dont like men with too many muscles. Lost in time, (What's your favorite tv show to masturbate to?) (Heavy Metal) Magenta and Columbia: More, more, more Frank: Oh, well, nothing. Let's do the time-warp again. (Janet), (Brad and Janet are kneeling: It doesn't work if you both go down!). Open the movie) (Hey do you want to see my Pokemon cards? I'll oil you up and rub you down. Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. (A working vibrator!) Frank: So - come up to the lab, (I can't cum that high!) And he's good for relieving my I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt (Rocky shuffle-runs to the elevator shaft: Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!) (Ooo, good recovery time! ((when it switches back to Frank)) So let the party and the sounds rock on. Brad: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet. xwTS7" %z ;HQIP&vDF)VdTG"cEb PQDEk 5Yg} PtX4X\XffGD=H.d,P&s"7C$ endstream Context: Riff Raffs revenge.So grab your favorite fishnets, bustier, and eyeliner, and make a participatory evening out of the Rocky Horror telecast. I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed. Whether you watch the original 1975 film starring Tim Curry(available for streaming on Hulu or Amazon Prime)or the 2016 made-for-television remake starring Laverne Cox, Annaleigh Ashford, Reeve Carney, and more, heres a curated selection of (tamer) shoutouts to scream from the couch:NOTE: Callbacks (a.k.a. (Gooooo Frankie! You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Brad: Just a moment, Janet - we don't want to interfere with their It's a gas that Frankie's landed! Columbia is a groupie in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Dr. Scott: Brad! (Get paranoid, Riff! (Spelled right.) Rocky: I'm just seven hours old, (Picture of Dr. Scott comes onscreen: Timmy!) Riff Raff: Hello. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.

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