Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who's defending him? Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, this is so degrading. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Flattery will gain you nothing, my dear, Colonel. No, we don't got him. Ahmmm. What is going on there? I'd rather depend on me. Hans Georg Schultz: [Tries to cover up Hogan and Tiger] Col. Hogan! You can depend on me, Major. My dear Major, there is no danger of it firing Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Andrew Carter: Hey Thank you! Col. Wilhelm Klink: The men responsible for this will be confined to barracks for two weeks. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What are you babbling about? Technical Specs. Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly. I'm a cryptologist. Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! Hans Georg Schultz: Don't ask me, this is a decision for an officer. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? A secret is sacred to me. Of course not. Sgt. Heil Hitler! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Except, major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. Throw away the key. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of you. | : Hogan: Do I have to repeat the orders that were given to us when this happy little band of wandering minstrels was formed? Col. Wilhelm Klink: I have been working on him, Herr General. Can't finish wars they start. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That's another good one. Kommandant Klink's orders. Cpl. My lips are sealed. [slams door shut]. Hans Georg Schultz: No, no. You may be able to solve it anyway. Major Martin: [in disbelief] You're an American. That's the third tray of hors d'oeuvres LeBeau has sent in. We had guys escape to Pittsburgh? Colonel Crittendon: Straight from the horror of war. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The fat prosecutor, whoever that is. What is this man doing here - YouTube Louis LeBeau: Under the Geneva Convention, I don't have to teach you to dance. : General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: So you have told me and told me and told me! Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! You must be daft! The Gestapo major demands Klink's cooperation, which Klink gives. I'm worried about spying. Company Credits Col. Wilhelm Klink: [reading a list of invited people to the meeting] It doesn't have the name "Colonel Klink" in there. Hogan's Heroes - Major Hochstetter Compilation "Who/What is - YouTube Schultz: You are going to be executed in the morning. I must explore the matter further alone. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We still gotta figure a way to make more ammunition. It's some kind of instructions fro Nimrod. I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: The highest authority? Come on, tell us about it. So you know I'm not crazy. Something like that. Hi there. Radio Host: [Hogan pretends to be a Nazi sympathizer to get on German radio and discredit a propagandist] You read Mein Kampf, I believe. Schultz: [walking in to the office introducing a Captain] Herr Kommandant, this is Captain M?ller. Peter Newkirk: Yeah, don't use words you're not sure of. Hans Georg Schultz: The joke is on them, Herr Kommandant. She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. Hans Georg Schultz: Well, she let me kiss her - affectionately, you know? The party was for me." Hochstetter incredulously:"You give your prisoner a BIRTHDAY PARTY?" Hochstetter:"KLINK! Col. Robert E. Hogan: LeBeau, my boy, I'm holding you in reserve. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's my wife. Till we meet again, Nimrod. General: But I don't want to leave the country. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Because you could fly or because you were bald? The Gestapo is taking over. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Hochstetter is placing TNT in Klink's cells/cooler] But you're using the cooler to store it. Peter Newkirk: You don't think I'd let a Frenchman make the tea, do you? Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: [after being told he does not have to transfer] You mean I do not have to go? His specialty is military protocol. Perhaps, someday, as a fallen hero, I shall be carried off to Valhalla across the saddle of a beautiful German war maiden, such as you my dear Helga. : Traitors, all of them. General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? And Schultz, for once keep your fat mouth shut. Keep your costs down, put your house in order, or the next time you want caviar, you won't have to import it - you can catch your own on the Volga. Oh, they're great goose-steppers, but nothing on the dance floor. Major Richard Leman: [addressing the flyers] All of you have been chosen for 'Operation Albatross'. When the Allies march in the front gate, it'll go a lot easier for you if you're standing there with a bouquet of pansies. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you fools. Sgt. What witness? Cpl. : Peter Newkirk: You don't mean our Klink. Thank you. The war is back on! Howard Caine - Wikipedia Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Outraged] Or, you could be Big Fat Schultz Who Goes Swift And Sure To The Russian Front! Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: This little caper of yours better come off. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. He'll try to use the tunnel a day earlier and really escape. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz! I'll call headquarters and have them send over a cryptologist. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much. General Stauffen: The greatest military minds Germany has ever produced. You can't take it home, sir. | Carter: Hello? Peter Newkirk: All the way around? Colonel Klink: [about how he got Hogan out of the cooler] I used all my intelligence and craftiness. Col. Wilhelm Klink My men gave it to me. Colonel Klink: [trying to demoralize Hogan after air-raid] No damage was done and your bombers suffered severe losses at the hands of our illustrious Luftwaffe. Col. Robert E. Hogan Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I am a man of many sides. The boys think I'm a hero. Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. : Hogan's Heroes was an American television situation comedy that ran from September 17, 1965 to July 4, 1971 on the CBS network for 168 episodes. Hogan's Heroes!: This is WHY Major Wolfgang Hochstetter Was - YouTube Hogan: After your supply factory is blown up and the Gestapo blame you and you still want to stay? Responsible for the security of our witness. Hans Georg Schultz: Roll Call! | Which one would you cut, Shultz? [Hogan is trying to trick General Schmidt into revealing the location of his secret headquarters]. Peter Newkirk: In that case, sir, why don't you tell us what you've thought of? It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. What is this man doing here? Andrew Carter: You Germans can't get together on *anything.*. Now let me leave you with this warning, 'While the cats away the mice better not play'. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, take him away. Sgt. [Hogan's men react angrily when he volunteers to help rebuild the Adolf Hitler Bridge in exchange for Klink's promise to reopen the recreation hall]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's a terrible thing to do. It's superb. Hans Georg Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. Web. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Schultz. : Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. Ooh, I like that name. Colonel Klink: Why do you keep looking at the time, Hogan? Take him away, Klink. Of course you are. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Newkirk, can you pick a lock? You've got to get that mixture just right. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this bungler doing here? That'll be great! Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink thinks Burkhalter is there to make him marry his sister Gertrude] Well, you see, sir, this is very difficult for me to say, but, uh, I feel in my heart that I am not worthy of Gertrude. [Hogan decides to destroy the German ammo dump unsuccessfully attacked by Sergeant Orchard and his men]. He said 'Achtung' so I said 'Good morning' right back to him. Kindly be just as clever and get these plans out of this one. A complaint. General von Rauscher Col. Wilhelm Klink: [at the rehearsal of the wedding Hilda dressed as the bride] I do not recall giving permission to Fraulein Hilda to be part of this. Rate this quote: 0.0 / 0 votes 207 Views Share your thoughts on this Hogan's Heroes's quote with the community: 0 Comments Notify me of new comments via email. Marya Peter Newkirk: I find that question, sir, 'ighly insulting. They got him. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter I've taken all the necessary precautions. And Shut Up! Sgt. It's almost PAST time for Roll Call! NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Higher than that, my wife. Let's knock out that bridge. The SS used the SA rank system, not the Wehrmacht one. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, no. This is a prisoner of war camp. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: No, this time I want it done right. Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! - quotes.net General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Warm milk? : Captain Karl Metzler: In return for *information*! Cpl. Quotes [] Major Wolfgang Hochstetter: "Colonel Hogan, that you were able to operate for so long is a tribute to the stupidity of your beloved Kommandant." Bloopers [] External links [] Sticky Wicket Newkirk at the Internet Movie Database; Sticky Wicket Newkirk episode capsule at Webstalag 13; The Hofbrau Now, Klink, where do these lines cross? : Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have practically ensured the success of the "Klink Plan". Signed General Jodl for the F?hrer." Cpl. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Hans Georg Schultz: [Leaving barracks, after finding out Hogan's plans regarding the tank] I know nothing! Howard Caine - IMDb [a milestone quotation for the series - Klink admits to Schultz and Hogan]. : Louis LeBeau: How do we get it in here? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, I am. Colonel Klink: [to Burkhalter, over the radio, about the party] I'm only sorry there is no ice cream. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The candles from the birthday cake. [Myra and Newkirk are being held in a German prison]. The Fuhrer? I don't want to hear any more of your lies. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Order your men to search the area. Did you hear me? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: So you are all under arrest. Thank you. So handsome and so unlucky. Col. Wilhelm Klink: All heads will roll, that's quite democratic. Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter You plant a bomb and a bridge blows up. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Right, Colonel. Tremendous psychological factor there, chaps. I won't say a word. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. Please. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's what's so amazing. Col. Wilhelm Klink: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you allow this sort of thing? Major Hochstetter a character not in the main cast was played by an American actor, as was French resistance leader Tiger. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You, uh, put your arms around her? But we can still get him. You might as well have said Friday, for all I care. Hochstetter: Why not? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Hochstetter's Heroes Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening, a hogan's heroes And I am operating UNDER DIRECT AUTHORITY OF THE GERMAN GENERAL STAFF. Witness? Unquote. I *am in charge of security* Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Sgt. Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coordinating an international crew of Allied prisoners running a Special Operations group from the camp. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We haven't had a friendly chat at any time. Cpl. I didn't mean to hang up on you before but you really do have the wrong number. General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. I was playing pinochle with Captain Broomschmeel. Hogan: [Hogan and Newkirk pose as German officers in a Nazi building] Take this man's name down, have him transferred to the Russian front! Cpl. Have you read his book on the chain of command? But the major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. Call the general, sir. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? We can't keep a prisoner! Col. Wilhelm Klink: One of the radio detector units has picked up a wireless sending coded messages. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I will arrange it. Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Now that you all know it [Schultz leaves and then re-enters the room]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Sounds like a hotel room I once had in Cleveland. Sgt. I mean, how do you roll a *head*? | Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Of course, we could give you the time to think it over in a special cell we have. Hogan, I Marya The man can't dance. But we'll put him out of business, I promise you. who's pretending to be English, making it also an In-Universe Fake Nationality. Col. Robert E. Hogan: He won't talk to save his life or will he? Helga: Are you volunteering for active duty Herr Kommandant? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, do not try to explain this incident to him. Col. Robert E. Hogan It is against the rules. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Why don't you call headquarters and let them send over an expert. Major Hochstetter KLINK Go get Colonel Hogan. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Take this man's name, Putzi! Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't they drink tea in France? One of these wires disconnects the fuse, the other one fires the bomb. Hogan: [about famous artists] It wasn't until after they were *dead* that they were famous. [puts her arms around him, kisses him], Lady Leslie Chitterly: Come, Robert. Sgt. Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor?
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